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Posts Tagged ‘Rubens Barrichello’

Schumacher in apology shock!

Schumacher in apology shock!

One day after saying, that attempting to blend Rubens Barrichello into becoming a permanent part of the Hungaroring pit wall, was ‘part of F1’ Michael Schumacher concedes that he might have gone a bit far and has issued an apology… to the Brazilian.

It’s hardly a fulsome, teary, box-of-tissues-required kind of apology but for Michael Schumacher, it is something of a revelation.

Having heard that the German had come over all contrite, several other F1 drivers who have been given the Schuey squeeze over the years, were on tenterhooks by their telephones last night.

However, Messrs Hill, Villeneuve, Frentzen, Hakkinen and Coulthard (amongst many others) were warned not to hold their breath, as one apology in 19 years does not bode well for a repeat anytime soon..

Rubens is a champion at last!

Rubens is a champion at last!

Nineteen years after he won the British F3 Championship, Williams driver Rubens Barrichello is celebrating another title here in Canada.

Barrichello was last night crowned champion in the Celebrity Sushi Eating Championship, held for the first time in a Formula 1… paddock, after wolfing down two pounds of the Japanese snack in 3min 12secs.

The plucky Brazilian saw off stiff competition from local boy Jacques Villeneuve, who spun on a piece of Gunkanmaki early on and fellow F1 foodie, Timo Glock, who having had a Medieval banquet for lunch had to retire with just a small Fugu and a cucumber wrap to go.

Rubens gets stuck in...

Rubens gets stuck in...

 

Williams go looney for Rooney!

Williams go looney for Rooney!

The Williams F1 team are really getting into the spirit of the World Cup and have placed a flag of St George on the roof of their pit wall communication centre, which they hope to keep there for the weekend… or at least until an official with taste spots it.

However, there was shock during first practice when the team found that when the flag was fitted to the car it actually made it go quicker and as there seemed to be nothing in the rules against chav flags on cars they decided to fit a brace each to Rubens Barrichello’s and Nico Hulkenbergs FW32’s.

Unfortunately, neither the Brazilian or the German wanted to play ball (no pun intended) and refused to drive with the England emblem on the car. They did however agree, that if England reached the World Cup Final, to be held the same day as the British Grand Prix, that they would allow the flags on the cars.

Don’t hold your breath…

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Rubens grabs first Williams win for nearly six years!

Rubens grabs first Williams win for nearly six years!

Williams F1 driver, Rubens Barrichello, is reported to be delighted after winning the first race for the team since Juan Pablo Montoya’s victory at the Brazilian Grand Prix in 2004.

After four days, the results of the first Volcano Grand Prix… are in, with Barrichello being the first driver to get back home, arriving in Sao Paulo in a time of 25 hrs, 14 mins, 3.15 secs.

The Brazilian veteran finished a considerable way ahead of second placed Jaime Alguersuari who took 40 hrs, 19 mins, 8.98 secs to get back to Barcelona and third placed Mark Webber who took 44hrs, 5 mins, 9.88 secs to get the key in the door of his Oxford home.

Barrichello put his win down to an ash-avoiding one stop strategy with Emirates Airlines while Alguersuari and Webber both made upwards of five stops each.

Many other drivers are still en-route while some did not even make the start, preferring instead to relax on a Thai beach with a Japanese lingerie model.

Help the Aged warn of current F1 trend

Help the Aged warn of current F1 trend

With F1 drivers, Michael Schumacher, Rubens Barrichello and Pedro de la Rosa having a combined age that nearly matches that of Bernie Ecclestone, the old folk’s charity, Help the Aged, have warned that measures need to be in place to… look after senior drivers.

Spokesman, Andrew Davies, said that while it was good to see the elderly put to good use there has to be allowances for them. Mr Davies said; “The F1 paddock is going to have to get used to having people around who cannot decide where to park, assuming they found their car keys in the first place, queues at the paddock turnstile while they fumble in a bag for their pass and the conversation on the drivers parade will switch from supermodels and yachts to the weather and how much more expensive everything is these days”.

Measures being considered include a stairlift up to the podium, fur-lined, zip up Sparco race shoes and longer pit stops for drivers needing a nap during races.

Barrichello dreams of winning for Williams

Barrichello dreams of winning for Williams

Rubens Barrichello looks at a Williams that actually used to win stuff. Remember it well Rubens, remember it well…

 

It’s the Eddie Jordan Show

It's the Eddie Jordan Show

For some reason, the BBC decided that Spa had to be all about Eddie Jordan, who was allowed far more air time than is sensible to give an Irishman with an opinion. First, the nation, sitting down to Sunday lunch, had to endure him in his trunks, belly flopping into Rubens Barrichello’s pool before there was much buddy-buddy back slapping over a game of golf.

Add in the fact that one of ‘his’ drivers (did he mention that?) came second in the race driving a car from ‘his’ old team, only prevented from winning by ‘his’ pet hate of KER’s and you had EJ meltdown time.

After the race Jordan, plainly keen to try and take some credit for his old team’s success, was all smiles with Vijay Mallya, despite having dumped ten tons of concrete on the Force India driveway last year because of a dispute between the two. Normally Irishmen want to help you fix your drive, not wreck it but there you go.

More amusement was to come in the BBC post-race show from McLaren’s motorhome, when EJ suddenly announced that one of his ears had stopped working, only for Martin Brundle to helpfully suggest he tried using the other one, as he had two.

By this stage, Eddie had plainly had enough of his big day and seemed to doze off, dropping and breaking his microphone.

Thank goodness for small mercies…

 

A new career for Rubens?

A new career for Rubens?

According to Rubens Barrichello’s latest Twitter entry, this picture is “of my friend Roberto, who told me if I won the race I could do anything to his hair, so I created a racing track!”

We aren’t sure just what racing… track Rubens had in mind, maybe Santa Pod dragstrip, but let’s just hope that he does not take up hairdressing when he is finally done with F1..

 

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