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Posts Tagged ‘Nico Rosberg’

Brundle reveals Webber’s fantasy – breakfast then ruined for millions.

Brundle reveals Webber’s fantasy – breakfast then ruined for millions.

As Mark Webber and Nico Rosberg battled it out on the Melbourne track, the BBC’s Martin Brundle made viewers choke on their cornflakes, as he revealed that Webber’s pet name for Rosberg was ‘Britney’, in reference to the once hot… but now not so appealing songstress, Britney Spears.

Male viewers swamped the BBC switchboard complaining that while they initially liked the thought of Britney in her schoolgirl uniform, they could not now get the image of Nico in drag out of their mind.

While co-commentator, Jonathan ‘Headmaster Delivery’ Legard was for once speechless, plainly unaware of who Britney Spears was, Brundle vainly tried to shoe in a Britney song title before realising he didn’t know one.

The joke could have worked had it been about the other Nico (Hulkenberg) who will not be asking Kamui Kobayashi to ‘Hit me baby one more time’.

Nico who?

Nico who?

Stuttgart, Monday. Police were called to the Mercedes launch today after reports of an unidentified man pestering journalists to ask him a question.

Mercedes MGP-01 has a major handling problem

Mercedes MGP-01 has a major handling problem

Mercedes, who are not at all a German team, look set to add German driver Nick Heidfeld to the driving strength alongside German driver, Nico Rosberg and er.. German driver, Michael Schumacher.

However, team insiders are now worried about the Germanic… nature of the team, as during a recent shakedown of the MGP-01 at the Nurburgring, the car kept turning left and heading off in the direction of the Polish border.

Heidfeld says Mercedes drive would be a dream, Rosberg agrees.

Heidfeld says Mercedes drive would be a dream, Rosberg agrees.

In this weeks edition of ‘Sport Bild’, Nick Heidfeld says that a drive with the Mercedes Grand Prix team for 2010 would ‘be a dream’. Nico Rosberg, faced with the possibility of having either Michael Schumacher, Kimi Raikkonen or Robert… Kubica as a potential teammate is said to share exactly the same sentiment.

Rosberg’s mum finds missing helmet

Rosberg’s mum finds missing helmet

The mystery surrounding the loss of Nico Rosbergs helmet has been solved, after his mum found it down the back of the sofa. Mrs Rosberg was doing the housework when she found the missing skid lid yesterday.

She said; “Nico… is a typical boy, always losing things, last week it was his Game Boy, this week the helmet and next week it will no doubt be something else”

Mrs R has already had to sew his Sparco race gloves to his overalls and has taken to sending Williams his dinner money in a sealed envelope.

Has Nico never been to Brazil?

Has Nico never been to Brazil?

In what looks like a desperate attempt to spend the advertising budget before the year end, Williams sponsor, Philips (Brazil division) have launched a competition on Twitter called ‘Follow the helmet’. Sounds like a stag party game to us. Anyway… the story being played out at Twitter.com/NicoRosberg16 is that hapless pup, Nico Rosberg has lost his helmet in Brazil.

In a video, which looks like it was filmed by hostage takers, Nico gives an Oscar winning performance appealing to the Brazilian people to help find and return this ‘valuable helmet’. Plainly Rosberg is not familiar with the way things work in Brazil, where people have been known to lose all four wheels off their car while stopping at traffic lights, so the chances of somebody handing in a £10,000 helmet must be slim at best.

Nico Rosberg 2010 F1 World Champion…

Nico Rosberg 2010 F1 World Champion...

As things stand today, Nico Rosberg is pencilled in to be the 2010 F1 World Champion. With next seasons grid looking to consist of Williams, Force India, Campos Racing, Manor Grand Prix and those chaps from America plus all… the other entrants the FIA didn’t want the first time around , it is fair to say Nico is in with a good shot at the title.

That is assuming of course, that he wants to drive in a glorified version of GP2 rather than take the drives on offer from McLaren or BMW instead…

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