Despite spending £23 billion on the Yas Marina circuit, architect Hermann Tilke still managed to produce a track with about as much excitement as a Kimi Raikkonen after dinner speech.
Sure it had hotels that changed colour and a pit… exit that resembled an NCP multi-storey car park but let’s face it. It was completely rubbish.
However, the British Royal Air Force have once again offered to step into the breach and are to design the next generation of F1 venues for a fraction of the price.
Chief Air Marshall Sir Sandy Gates said today; “Look, it’s quite simple, we built Silverstone in 1940 for three hundred quid and it still beats the hell out of this place” He went on; “We’d rather strafe hotels than watch them change colour and if we can build something in a field that provides better racing than this nonsense of a track then you know where we are.”
Auf wiedersehen Herr Tilke…
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