27/03 Australia
Red Bull
June 2nd, Orlando, America Laurie and Jim Johnson are one of a growing group of Americans (15,000 at the last count) who have chosen to raise ‘monkids’ (monkeys as their own children). Jim, who is of course, not at all mad, says of his capuchin ‘monkid’; “If I hear anyone call Jessica Marie a monkey I throw a fit!”
At least he didn’t say he’d go ape.
The pampered primate (can you hear Jim throwing a wobbly?) has its own bedroom, designer clothes and make up. Just what any self respecting monkey needs, as it stuffs down its dinner, without pausing for breath, before giving its arse a good scratch before leaving the table.
Come to think of it, looking at most kids today, we’d probably go for the banana muncher too….
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