No sex please we’re Northerners.

May 1. Sunderland, England. Caroline Cartwright,48, was jailed by local magistrates yesterday for breaching an order to keep the noise down when enjoying rumpy-pumpy with her husband Steve.

Cartwright was originally given an ASBO on April 17, banning her from “making excessive noise” anywhere in England but especally in her bedroom. She was also ordered to pack in knocking, shouting, screaming, playing loud music or vocalisation that can be heard in neighbouring properties.

Despite the order, the randy housewife was soon at it again and police arrested her on April 18, 22 and 26 after neighbours complained about early morning shouting, moaning, groaning and the sound of a bed banging against the wall.  The trial date is set for May 5th, a custodial sentence beckons.

However, apart from having to have sex with a really ugly woman, Steve appears to have got off pretty lightly, at least when they lock her up the rather knackered looking hubby can have a bit of a rest.

(picture courtesy of The Daily Mail, where this kind of thing is par for the course)

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