
A London man today awoke from a 19 year coma to find the European Grand Prix on the television. He watched for half an hour before begging to be put under again.

A London man today awoke from a 19 year coma to find the European Grand Prix on the television. He watched for half an hour before begging to be put under again.

Eric Clapton was seen with Luca Badoer in the Ferrari garage before the race in Valencia so we thought we’d use this headline before ‘The Sun’ does.

Michael Schumacher thought he held all of the records at Ferrari but today Luca Badoer found one of his own, by becoming the only driver for the Scuderia in 59 years to qualify last for a Grand Prix. Ooops.

Valencia. While Romain Grosjean is about to debut the worst hairstyle in F1 since Minardi mop top, Fabrizio Barbazza, gave us the wild man look in 1993, spare a thought for Toro Rosso star Sebastien Buemi, who due to a… misunderstanding with his barber is now incapable of a hairdo of any sort.
Buemi visited a barbershop near the team factory in Faenza on Tuesday for a quick tidy up, but translation problems with the snipper resulted in a scalping that means that he’ll have to keep his noddle covered all weekend or face breaking out the factor 60.
Could be just the one weekend he does not want to get on the podium…

Sadly he was in the pitlane at the time and he did it four times - landing him with a £4,500 fine – coincidentally what Ferrari are paying him for the weekend. Easy come, easy go.

After their lucky escape over ‘Three-Wheelgate’, Renault bosses arrange special hire cars for their mechanics to focus their minds on exactly how many wheels to fit on a car before it leaves the pits…
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