In a Grand Prix Diary exclusive, we asked BBC pundit Eddie Jordan to conduct an interview with Red Bull owner, Dietrich Mateschitz. The fizzy pop maker only gives one a year so we are delighted to bring this totally exclusive, revealing item… to you.
Eddie Jordan: “Dietrich, oi feckin love you, yer a brilliant man so you are!”
Dietrich Mateschitz: “I….”
EJ: “Oi have to stop you there Dietrich, as this whole thing reminds me of when I ran de Jordan team, don’t you reckon?”
DM: “I…”
EJ: “Loike the time oi got a one – two at de Belgian Grand Prix, and you know how tough it can be, being a brilliant team boss like me”
DM: “I…”
EJ: “You see, de Jordan team was formed by me, Eddie Jordan, and we could have won championships, we really could”
DM: “But….”
EJ: “And another ting, oi discovered Michael Schumacher so I did, I think I might have discovered Sebastian Vettel too, oi can’t remember, oi’ve found so many top class drivers I have”
DM: “Oh sod this for a game of soldiers, I’m off”
EJ: “Tanks Dietrich, back to you Jake!”
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